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I’m getting old. Fuck.

by JeremyGLong

I just realized about 20 minutes ago that I'm sitting outside with a blanket on my legs, looking at Prostate Cancer Screening FAQs. It occurred to me that with a black hoodie, a worn out…

OMG! Get off your lazy ass

by JeremyGLong

Oh my God, I hate mornings. Any morning. Every morning. Christmas morning? GTFO with that crap. This morning when I woke up in my usual manner (snorting and coughing; my overall "old man" issues), I…